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Ubiquitous

It's raining - i've been pausing behind windows for hours - i have complained to my house mates about this lousy weather which really interferes with my daily routine...Nothing/nada can be done - i am bored so i thought let's take on some reading! (think of me on the sofa, spectacles on, yes my eyes are usually spotting moving targets - those words ain't moving - need to frame my vision)..so i look at the options - which are what my house mate has to offer...i flip through books, articles, the net...and have you noticed lately how the word UBIQUITOUS is used everywhere??? Are people playing with this or what???

Cold Whiplash

Do you know what i am talking about??? it means i had a cold - like most of you, right? then i thought it was over - but NOOOOO...it's whipping my ass back into my system...therefore Whiplash...you purist linguist can argue with my use of language..it does make sense to me and the result is: i'm on the carpet, breathing heavily (not for good reasons!) and my brain ain't working!!! I take it as an experiment...it is bringing me closer to my sidekick (Whiplash) who seems to be constantly on drugs so i'm on cold medicine! The world is much slower - hunting adventures are not so attractive and i feel naked (therefore i feel cold). Wow...i am talking to myself? it sounds like i am in an empty cave...my echo is catching up with me....Boy, i understand now why they ask for your I.D when you go buy that shit at the store!!

My sidekick

Today i decided to take a sidekick - i have doubts though about our team work cause i'm good on my own - i like to be free and independent and run my own operation.

Since my extended family lives next door - on occasion i let my brothers participate in my hood activities. For instance, i caught a super fat lizard the other day and i let my big brother bring it home. He's got the confidence of a lion so sometimes i have to let him have it! But my sidekick is a totally different thing: okay i have to admit - she's the result of a one night stand - she's my daughter. She's got my soft fur, some of my moves...none of my manners and on the brain side...she's got to be on drugs or something...The girl is clueless i can't take her anywhere: she flips out, she purrs like the entire neighborhood can hear her...and the list goes on! But she's really cute and my housemates luuuuve her - so here comes the deal - i'm a pacifist - let's join ventures!

Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen but often Rudolph on my horizon

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So it is December - i totally missed the harvest...and now what do i see on my front yard? Santa Clause's Reindeers...lit, animated...Ready to take off...And the WHOLE neighborhood is competing...night is not night anymore...the street looks like a take-off lane at the airport. So my nights are BUSY - (days are for sleeping)...i get to ride Santa's reindeer...This is like being at the "Happiest Place on Earth"!

But seriously, i have to get to know that species so we can bond- you know? We share the same lawns every year for a short while - they are kind of the elite - crème de la crème would say my french housemate: They've been chosen to be on that Santa's team...pretty special..they go to flying school part of the year, then it is matting season...oh boy, you don't want to be there...i don't know those antlers they freak me out, and comes the migration...so the ones ending up in my front yard are pretty lucky: warm weather, safe - no predators only friendly faces....actually the ones coming to California go to modeling school too...they just luuuve that camera, man...Every shot is a keeper...