Wednesday, January 26, 2011

New neighbor - no good

Someone new moved in next door - no problem with that - except there is a DOG - yeah...i usually have no issue with other species since i'm pretty pacifist but this one...i don't know he gives me the creeps...He's BIG and fluffy...And you are not going to believe this!! The dog has a job!! Guess what he does???
He is a therapy dog...Well i hope it works better with people than with me...because i am not under his charm right now. Working on what super power to use to clear this situation - need to consult with my sidekick - will be back with more...

Friday, January 14, 2011

New moi - new super powers

So it is a new year and my goal is to craft new super powers...
There's a class starting.....just kidding - hey but what about that?? If i were to teach super powers - would you attend? Noooo bad idea - the world is a dangerous place enough already...I've got a clumsy sidekick to deal with..you have no idea the responsibility...That class is designed exclusively for her! First, i've got to shake her reality a bit...Lately at night, she goes hunting ducks...now that could be a good thing - especially for my French housemate who luuuuves duck pâtés...however the duck hunting happens in the bathroom and the prey is a rubber duck...See what i mean??? So let say Happy-Go-Lucky is training for our next mission...I am wondering if i should give her the retriever training????

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

New year - new me!

This year i am getting out of my terrible twos!
However i am still going to drive like a maniac, listen to decadent music while my house mates are not home, climb on everybody's roof, threatened nature, so? you're going to ask me what's new???
Well, i am going to work on my image - and my relationships. First, i am renaming my sidekick "Happy-Go-Lucky" which is really truer to her nature...and i suspect might improve our partnership. Good moves for a new year!